lexi | 18 | new york

i like bands and thats all you need to know (✿◠‿◠)

waking up: haha fuck
"I have nipples too, you aren’t that special!”
— Alex Gaskarth when he saw girls flashing him (4/06/14)

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

greetings:

today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “vroom vroom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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